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Edward's Prayer

by ~soph-rainforest

Edward's Prayer



Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
A-Edward.


[c]Soph-rainforest[/c] - please don't steal without giving credit - thanks
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Edward's Prayer

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Inspiration from the fictional books by Stephanie Meyer: Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse.

Created with Edward in mind, by Soph and 9e(ka). Not meant in ANY way to cause offence to anyone.

If you want to use this somewhere, feel free! But please make sure you give us credit: soph-rainforest & 9e(ka)THANKS!

We are happy for you to use our prayer as long as you give us credit as we are the true owners. If you do come across anyone who is using the Edward's Prayer and is passing it off as their own, please contact/comment me on my deviantart (soph-rainforest) with the site address of the person.
We would really appreciate your help. Thank you.

Soph & 9e(ka)


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~MasterSword87 Feb 17, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I've never read Twilight (although it is interesting), that saying sums up me.

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Zelda
Samus
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Mood: Bemused ~BleedingBlackInk27 Jul 20, 2011
omg lmfao i'll use it every night
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~cookiemonster134 Jun 13, 2011
-hurk-

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Why yes, I am obsessed with Johnathan Crane. Why do you ask?
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~neo-solaris Jan 12, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Maybe there will be much less hate messages if the prayer wasn't about Edward Cullen but someone much more important in literature. But then again, I may be wrong. Nevertheless, I liked the creativity, just the content was uh....yahhh.

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"A strange enigma is man! You can never foretell what any one man will do, but you can say with precision what an average number will be up to." ~Sherlock Holmes (Sign of Four)

"For there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so" ~Hamlet
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Mood: Love !KatalystPunkGirl98 Jan 12, 2011
Ummm... This was absolutely THE BEST religious prayer EVER! Edward the very sparkly, glittery, vampire! I like making fun of Eddiekins as much as I like metaphorically worshipping the ground he walks on! Hehe. I DEFINITELY worship Alice and Jasper, though! Excellent work!
P.S. I would be laughing my ass off if Edward burst into flames, but I would also be a smidge tearful. You know what you should do? Make a Carlisle prayer! Or Jasper! Or Alice! Or ESME! Hehe. Sorry, girl with issues over Twilight here.

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~LilMickey27 Jan 9, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
I'm a christian and find this hilarious. More because it's really sad that someone would love a fictional character this much!

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BARROWMAN! *shakes fist*
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~Reiko-Katsura Dec 12, 2010
Frankly, I don't think it's funny to take someone's religious prayer and butcher it in such a way. You're making a mockery of Christians and Catholics who faithfully follow and believe in an ACTUAL God, and you have no right. If you psychos want to make up your own insane prayer, go right ahead. Don't use someone else's heartfelt prayer and twist it for your own crazy purposes.

Freaks.

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-Reiko Katsura
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!KatalystPunkGirl98 Jan 12, 2011
Well, no one said you had to read it, now did they?

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~Reiko-Katsura Jan 12, 2011
You know how you see something really disgusting and can't help but glance at it? Like a disfigured corpse, or an ugly wound?

It's the same thing.

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-Reiko Katsura
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!KatalystPunkGirl98 Jan 12, 2011
I'm not being sarcastic when I say this next sentence. You have a good point. BUT, I'm staying neutral. But disfigured corpses and ugly wounds are cool!

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WHERE THE F*** IS MY-oh, I found it.:coffeemachine::ninjaeat:
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